Someone like me

People hug
and give each other kisses
holding hands
and walking side by side
but everytime I try to charm a lady
she runs away...

What am I doing wrong?
is it the dubstep in my song, when I go

excuse me, miss
but do you like the dubstep?

Oh will I ever find
someone...
Or will I die alone?

endless streams
of loveletters and roses
serenades from men with big guitars
famous men are asking me for dinner
I think I'll pass

Oh, where's my prince charming
who will cuddle with my hair and whisper...

Will I meet a man
who also likes to
I guess I'll never know

Will I find
Oh, will I ever find that someone who
Can sing wuu
Can sing the wi wi wi wi wi wuuuu
Do the ring
I'll do the rigw rigw rigw rigw rigw ring for you
Oh my God
Who is that singing?
Someone who also likes the dub
The dub... the step
We both like dubstep

PLEASE JUST TAKE THESE FUCKING FLOWERS!
Lets move in together!
We'll have children!
I'll made cupcakes!
I will massage your shoulders daily!
I'll make you dinner when you come home from work!
I'll play James Blunt-songs from a CD!
Lets buy a car!
I'll make you an omelette for breakfast!
I'll do dishes for you!
Lets watch the last season of Madmen together!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
YOU COCK-SUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

I'll get down on my knees
and ask you...
Will you marry...
me?