Hitchin' A Ride

Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour.
Say oh no.

Do you break for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well.
The well that inebriates the guilt.
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

Cold turkey's getting stale,
Tonight I'm eating crow.
Fermented salmonella poison oak no

There's a drought at the Fountain of youth,
And now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up,
As say 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

Troubled times,
you know I can not lie.
I'm off the wagon
And I'm hitchin' a ride.

There's a drought at the fountain of youth,
And now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up,
I say shit!