Big Bang Two

The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica
Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand
Seems like thing aren't going as planned
River's in the TARDIS, the TARDIS is on fire
She's feeling the heat, on repeat she'll require
Someone she can trust, someone with a bow tie
But he's been locked up and left to die

Oh, my God! What will they do?
It seems impossible to get through
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too
Well, I guess this is Doctor Who

Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob
When the Doctor appears with a mop
"Get me out of the Pandorica."
"But you are in the Pandorica."
"Yes, I am. Well, yes, I was. It's complicated but I won't explain it now, because..."
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz
That man, I can't explain why he does the things he does

Oh, my God! I don't have a clue
These paradoxes are hard to construe
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too
Well, I guess this is Doctor Who

It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review
What on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has gone askew, the universe has too
I'll try and explain to you the Big Bang Two
The Big Bang Two

The Doctor's got River's Vortex Manipulator which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later
When they meet Amy after her sleep in the box
They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS
The Doctor saves River from the imitating star
This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious

Oh, my God! He's wearing a fez!
Oh, my God! He's wearing a fez!
Oh, my God! He's wearing a fez!
Oh, my God! He's wearing a fez!

A Dalek pops out of nowhere
Shoots the Doctor, kills him quite unfair
He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs
He's dead, and everyone despairs
Little do they know the Doctor lies
He's gone to stop the universes demise
Amy says her last goodbyes
Doctor flies up into the skies

The Universe is back, it's true
But the Doctor's said his final adieu
Maybe he'll come back if she remembers you

It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review
What on earth just happened before my eyes
Time had been renewed and the Universe has too
But Amy still can't help but cry
There's someone missing, the question is who

Then she remembers some old
Something new
Something borrowed
Something blue
And that's the Big Bang Two
I hope it didn't confuse you