The Bad Touch

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0

De akkoorden worden als powerchords gespeeld.
Akkoordenschema's
C = X-3-5-5-X-X
D# = X-6-8-8-X-X
Bb = 6-8-8-X-X-X
Ab = 4-6-6-X-X-X

Dezelfde 4 akkoorden worden heel het nummer gespeeld. Als er ergens geen akkoorden
gespeeld worden, speel je dezelfde akkoorden als in het voorgaande stuk


Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

*Beat*

I'd appreciate your input..

    C               D#               Bb           G#
e|-------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------------------------------
G|-------------------------------------------------------------
D|------------------------------------8-8-5-------------------- 2x
A|--------6--8-6---6--8-6----6/5/6----------8----6--8-6----6h8-
E|-8--8-8--------8---------8--------6----------8---------8-----

 C
Sweat baby, sweat baby
 D#
Sex is a Texas drought
            Bb
Me and you do the kind of stuff
           G#
That only Prince would sing about
             C
So put your hands down my pants
       D#
And I bet you'll feel nuts
         Bb
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
            G#
And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now


 C                     D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
           Bb
So let''s do it like they do
        G#
On the Discovery Channel

Do it again now
 C                     D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
           Bb
So let''s do it like they do
        G#
On the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now


Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Specific
I wanna go down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovelett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"


 C                     D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
           Bb
So let''s do it like they do
        G#
On the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now
 C                     D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
           Bb
So let''s do it like they do
        G#
On the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now
 C                     D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
           Bb
So let''s do it like they do
        G#
On the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now
 C                     D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
           Bb
So let''s do it like they do
        G#
On the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now