Presidents of America

Heigh ho do you know,
the names of the U.S. residents
who then became the presidents
and got a view, from the white house
loo of Pennsylvania.

GEORGE WASHINGTON was the first
you see. He once chopped down
a cherry tree.

President number two would be
JOHN ADAMS. And than number three.

TOM JEFFERSON stayed up to write,
a declaration late at night,
so he and his wife had a great big
fight and she made him sleep on
the couch all night.

JAMES MADISON never had a son
and he fought the war of 1812.

JAMES MONROE's colossal nose
was bigger than Pinocchio's.

JOHN QUINCY ADAMS was number six
and it's ANDREW JACKSON's butt
he kicks, so JACKSON learns to
play politics, next time he's
the one that the country picks.

MARTIN VANBUREN number eight,
for a one term shot as Chief of State.

WILLIAM HARRISON, how do you
praise? That guy was dead in
thirty days.

JOHN TYLER he liked country folk,
and after him came PRESIDENT POLK.

ZACHARY TAYLOR liked to smoke,
his breath killed friends whenever
he spoke.

1850 really nifty, MILLARD FILLMORE'S
in...

Young en fierce was FRANKLIN
PIERCE, the man without a chin.

Follows next a period spannin
four long years with JAMES BUCHANAN,
then the South starts shootin' cannon,
and we've got a civil war. A war a war down
South in Dixie.

Up to bat comes old ABE LINCOLN,
There's a guy who's really thinkin'.
Kept the United States from shrinkin'.
saved the ship of state from sinkin'.

ANDREW JOHNSON's next.
He had some slight defects.
Congress each would impeach,
and so the country now elects.

ULYSSES SIMPSON GRANT, who would scream
and rave and rant. While drinking whisky although,
cause he'd spill it on his pants.

It's 1877 and the Democrats would gloat,
but they're all amazed when RUTERFORD HAYES
wins by just one vote.

JAMES GARFIELD someone really hated,
cause he was assassinated.

CHESTER ARTHUR gets instated. Four years
later he was traded.

For GROVER CLEVELAND, really fat, elected
twice as a Democrat.

Then BENJAMIN HARRISON after that
it's WILLIAM McKINLY up to bat.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT charged up
San Juan Hill

And president TAFT he got the bill.

In 1913, WOODROW WILSON
takes us into World War I.

WARREN HARDING next in line.

It's CALVIN COOLIDGE he does fine.

And then in 1929 the market crashes and we find.
It's HERBERT HOOVER's big debut,
he gets the blame and loses to.

FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT, president who
helped us win in World War II.

HARRY TRUMAN, wierd little human
serves two thermes and when he's done.

It's EISENHOWER who's got the power,
from '53 to '61.

JOHN KENNEDY had Camelot,
the LYNDON JOHNSON took his spot.

RICHARD NIXON, he gets caught and
GERALD FORD fell down a lot.

JIMMY CARTER liked campaign trips
and RONALD REAGAN's speeches scripts,
all came from famous movie clips

and President Bush said,
read my lips .

Now in Washington D.C. there's democrats
and the GOP. But the ones in charge
are plain to see, the CLINTON's, Bill
and Hillary.

the next president to lead the way, well it just
might by yourself one day, then the press "˜Il
disort everything you say, so jump in your plane
and fly away.