No Legs

A

A
There's no wrong way to take a girl with no legs
Bm
Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away
A
There's no wrong way to take a bitch with no faith
Bm		       A
Now you'll never be sad again


F#
Loving you are the two best things
                            Bm
in a world that's skipping town
E
Reaching blind into the deepest mouth
                        F#
in the brownest place around


A
There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips
Bm
So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite
A
Genital outlaws in a positive way
Bm		       A
And an everything bagel too


F#
Getting strangled by the junkie priest
                            Bm
as the boys get stoned in school
E                                                
there's a knock at your door and your parents come in
                                  F#
they thought you were a different girl


A
So if you're alone when your parents aren't home
Bm
And no one can see your incestuous tree
A
No need to contain what the sparrows can say
Bm		       A
Now you'll never be sad again