Dear Penis

D = D = -X-X-0-2-3-2-
Dsus4 = D Sus Vier = -X-X-0-2-3-3-
Dadd9 = D Add Nine = -X-X-0-2-3-0-
G = G = -3-2-0-0-0-3-
A = A = -X-0-2-2-2-0-

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Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis




Intro: Dsus4-D-Dadd9-D---

       D
Dear penis
G                A           D   Dsus4-D-Dadd9-D---
I don’t think I like you anymore
     G                  A
You used to watch me shave
     D
Now al you do is stare at the floor
G            A           D   Dsus4-D-Dadd9-D---
Oh dear penis, I don’t like you anymore

 G              A
It used to be you and me
          D                           G
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine
A             D Dsus4-D-Dadd9-D---
That’s all we needed to get by
 G              A
Now it seems things have changed
         D
And I think that you’re the one to blame
G            A           D   Dsus4-D-Dadd9-D---
Dear penis, I don’t like you anymore

He said
Dear Rodney
I don’t think I like you anymore
Cuz when you get to drinking
You put me places I never been before
Dear Rodney, I don’t like you anymore

Why can’t we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We can just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney
While you’re shaving shave my balls