Crazy Ex Girlfriend

It took me five bars
Some thirty license plates
I saw her Mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool
So I walked right in bare-handed '
She was on his arm while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer
She didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for a while
But I didn't like her walk
Came across kinda cheap to me but hey
How's that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I wanna pitch
Little bitch

Those pretty girls can play their game
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
Hey!

I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give it a second thought to being thrown in jail
Cause baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
I'm mad as hell

And those pretty girls they're all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend