the pick of destiny

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Tenacious D – The Pick Of Destiny

Am
Cos it’s the pick, of destiny child
F G
You know it will be rocking, cos it’s fucking insane
Am
It’s just the pick, of destiny child
F G
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain

Am G
In Venice beach there was a man named Kage
F G
When he was busking he was all the rage
Am G
He met Jables and he taught him well
F G
All the techniques that were developed in hell

Am G
Cock push-ups and the power slide
F G
Dick simulation now there’s nowhere to hide
Am G
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
F G
And then they got the pick of destiny

Am
Cos it’s the pick, of destiny child
F G
You know it will be rocking, cos it’s fucking insane
Am
It’s just the pick, of destiny child
F G
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein

F G
Cos he who is sleazy, is easy to pleasey
F G
And she who is juicy, must be loosy-goosey
F G
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie
Am |G |F |G |E
So come on

Dm
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale
Am
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow
C G
But then it broke his teeth and thus the demon said OW

Am
Cos it’s the pick, of destiny child
F G
You know it will be rocking, cos it’s fucking insane
Am
It’s just the pick, of destiny child
F G
You know our movie’s better than Citizen Kane

F G
Cos he who’s a geezer, must live in my freezer
F G
And she who is starky, is full of malarky
F G
And he who is groovy, must be in my movie

So come on

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|Am |Am |F |G |

F G
Oh cos if you’re a diva, then go to Geneva
F G
And if you’re a croney, then suck on my boney
F G
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie
F C G E Am
It’s called the pick of destiny
F C G E Am
The pick of destiny