The scotsman

Seamus kennedy


While a scotsman clad in a kilt had left the bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked that he drunk more then his share.
He thumbled "˜round untill he could no longer keep his feet,
And he stumbled off untill the grass to sleep beside the street.

Ringding didle didle hidiyoo ringdi didle hiho,
He stumbled off untill the grass to sleep beside the street.

About that time two young and lovely girls just tappin' by,
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye.
See young sleeping scotsman so strong and handsome build,
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.

Ringding didle didle hidiyoo ringdi didle hiho,
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.

They creaped up on that sleeping scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there behold for them to view beneath this scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than god had graced him with upon his birth.

Ringding didle didle hidiyoo ringdi didle hiho,
Was nothing more than god had graced him with upon his birth.

They marbled for a moment and one said we must be gone,
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along.
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bunny's star the scott's kilt had lift and show.

Ringding didle didle hidiyoo ringdi didle hiho,
Around the bunny's star the scott's kilt had lift and show.

Now the scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees,
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gaugs at what he sees.
And there the startled boy says to what is before his eyes,
Oh lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize.

Ringding didle didle hidiyoo ringdi didle hiho,
Oh lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize.