I Wanna Meet The Man

A (let ring...)
A
I've been thinking all night about this song
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The music's okay, but I can't find words to sing

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I could sing that I'm a virgin and show my tits
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And decree how sex improves the world
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In which masturbation is the thing of the day
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I'm afraid I haven't got that much to say

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I thought about 'Hello, fool, I love you'
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Or repeat a hundred times, 'How do you do'
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I wanna dance with somebody, hey, I like that sound
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But there ain't nobody humpin' around

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I wanna meet the man who wrote these lyrics
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He must be great
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I wanna meet the man who wrote these songs
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I wanna meet the man
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I wanna meet the man

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And while I sing these words to you
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There's a rat in my kitchen, don't know what I'll do
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Forget about the rat and sing along
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'Cause we feel so strong and we can't go wrong
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We walk hand in hand to the promised land

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I think I met the man who wrote these lyrics
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I guess I have ignored the things he said
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I think that I have noticed how expensive perfume
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Never covers up a smelly breath
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I wanna meet the man
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I wanna meet the man, yeah
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Wanna meet the man
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I wanna meet the man, yeah, yeah, yeah
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I wanna meet the man
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I wanna meet the man
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I wanna meet the man, yeah
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Wanna meet the man
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I wanna meet the man, yeah

F G F G F G A (let ring...)