Bad Touch

Cm                    D#
Sweat baby sweat baby xxx is a Texas drought
           Bb                              G#
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
            Cm                           D#
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
        Bb                                G#
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
            Cm                                  D#
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
           Bb                                  G#   
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
                     Cm                                    D#
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined
           Bb                            G#
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time
 
 
Do it now
Cm                    D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        Bb                            G#
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel -Do it again now-
Cm                    D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        Bb                            G#
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel -Get horny now!-
 
 
Cm                         D#
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
         Bb                            G#
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
     Cm                                      D#
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
               Bb                                                G#
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
            Cm                                   D#
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
               Bb                            G#
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
           Cm                                        D#
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
              Bb                           Bb
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
 
 
Do it now
Cm                    D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        Bb                            G#
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel -Do it again now-
Cm                    D#
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        Bb                            G#
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel -Get horny now!-