Something's Wrong

A               E     D          A
When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong
A                  E      D          A
When you think you're the messiah, something's wrong
A                E      D           A
When you mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong
A                   E     D           A
When you're girlfriend's got a penis, something's wrong,
D            A
something's wrong

A  E  D           A      A  E  D           A
I,    something's wrong. I,    something's wrong

A               E     D          A
When you like music more than life, something's wrong
A               E     D           A
When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong
A                 E       D           A
When your favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong
A              E       D          A      D            A
When you're proud to be a sinner, something's wrong, something's wrong

A  E  D           A      A  E  D           A
I,    something's wrong. I,    something's wrong

A             E        D           A
When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong
A              E      D           A
When your president's an actor, something's wrong
A                      E        D           A
When your jacket's plagued with dandruif, something's wrong
A                   E        D           A      D           A
If you think that this song matters, something's wrong, something's wrong

A  E  D           A      A  E  D           A
I,    something's wrong. I,    something's wrong

B  F#  E           B      B  F#  E           B
something's wrong. I,     something's wrong
B  F#  E           B      B  F#  E           B
I,     something's wrong, I,     something's wrong