Show them to me

Rodney Carrington - Show them to me

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G Em
Oh it seems to me that the whole word’s going crazy
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And there’s too much hate ‘n killing going on
G Em
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
C D
My worries and my problems are all gone

C
No one thinks of fighting
D
When they see a topless girl
Em C
Maybe if you could show yours too,
D
We could save the world

G Em
Show them to me, show them to me
C D
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
G Em
They’d look a whole lot better without that sweater, Baby I’m sure you’ll agree
C D
Baby you got two funbags
G
Show them to me

I don’t care if they don’t match, or one’s bigger than the other
You can show me one, and I’ll imagine the other
Even if you’re really old, there’s nothing wrong
Don’t be sad your boobs ain’t bad, they’re just a little long

Show them to me, show them to me
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I’ll be
If you got “dos chi-chi’s”
Show them to me

C D
I’ve met a lot of them, but never one I’ve hated
C D
Even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
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There is no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true
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If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see yours too

Show them to me, show them to me
Just like the Girls Gone Wild on TV
Just lean back and show your rack and I’ll be in ecstasy
If you got two Kasaba’s…
Show them to me

C
All the world will live in harmony
G
It’ll do you good and it’ll give me wood
Em
And we’ll make history
C
If you love your country

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I’m going to say it one more time…

C D
I said if you love your country,
G
Then stand up your ass up and show those big ol’ titties to me