Please shut up

May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please shut up
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please shut up
Or we're gonna have a problem here

You all act like you've never heard a white person before
His rhymes everfore, punkkid, trying to be hardcore
But Marshall smacked persons before, making a snore, wider then the microphone

It's returned to the
oh wait, no way, you're a fool
You didn't pay money for the CD did you?
And dr. Dre did
Everything, you idiot, whithout Dre's beatbass, you're as soon as dead
The world has had enough of Eminem, cheeky cheeky

Even his girlfriend's cheating on him
Look at him, walking around, living of Dre, acting so cool, but he's really kind weak tough
Little twip blasted me out on his new CD
Why?
Cuz I turned him down for a date, hihi

As for the question of who came first
was it Carson Daley or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim but, this is gonna hurt
They've both came closer than you ever will, jerk

Your song is on my nerve
Your song is on my nerve
You're kind of lucky, cuz you've got more faith then you deserve
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know wat talent is

Ofcourse they're gonna like you
Ofcourse they do
You're like a cartoon version of Freaky Schroder on Silver Spoons
You ain't nothing but a product
patched to be bought up
You know what, years from now you won't be thought of

So you're right about dead animals and kannibals
and someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mans
And there's a million women just like me
that think like me
that all can see that Slim Shady is,
just a boy, dealing with puberty
So if you agree
Scream louder with me!!

You're Slim Shady
You're sure the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up
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