Sex Or Weight Lifting

Hey! How you doing? My name's Barry Lanken, and I'm here
with the Man On The Street Quiz! This weeks show is a
doozy, man, it really is... I went around the country with my
tape recorder and I taped different people... having sex! I
would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody
knowing and I would press record and these people would
wail away on each other, man, they would really go at it...
And I captured it on tape!... Also, I went around the country
and I taped people in weight rooms workin out, man! I would
just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these
people would have themselves... a workout, man, and I got
that on tape! Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on
the street and see if they know the difference between people
working out... and people having sex! Sir, what's your name?

Hi, how you doing? My name's Gregory Mile...

Oooh, terrific... My name's Barry Lanken!

Uh huh...

Let me tell you what I did, man, I went around the country
and I taped people having sex...

Uh huh...

I also taped people working out in a weight room, man... I'm
gonna play one of the two tapes for you right now...

Okay...

You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doing, okay?
Workin out, or having sex...

Yeah, I got ya...

Alright, I'm pressing the play button..... now!

(recording)
Oh God, I'm fucking the shit out of you
Oh Oh Oh! Screw me harder!
Tell me where you want it!
Down my throat!
(recording stops)

What do you think?

Well, that's people having sex

No, they were doing a military press!

But... but I...

No, you're wrong... Thank you very much for stopping by...
Amazing what people will hear... When the human ear wants
to hear sex... it hears sex... Hmm.... Let's move on to
someone else! Sir, what's your name?

Uh, hi... My name's Ron

Ron, what's your last name, quick!

Ron Johnson

Alright, that's good enough... My name's Barry Lanken

Nice to meet you Barry

Terrific... What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you and
you tell me if these people are having sex...

Yeah

See how he says yeah? Hmm... Or working out in a fitness center

Uh huh

I'm pressing play..... now!

(recording)
Oh.. Oh...
We're two guys fuckin!
Yeah! Ram it harder!
Ooh, ooh... Slap my ass!
(recording stops)

And, what do you think?

Uh.... That was two gay men having sex

No, those were two men doing butterfly curls

It sounded like two gay guys having sex

Well, no sir, you are dead wrong

Alright...

Well thanks for stopping by...

Yep...

Wow! Interesting... Two men. On tape. Working out. Building
their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex! Which
leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself
or not straight... Moving along! An older gentleman! How are
you, sir, what's your name?

Uh, Larry Bartowski

And Larry, how old are you?

I am 62

My name's Barry Lanken

Nice to meet you Barry

Terrific... Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya, now you have
to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out!
Are you ready, sir?

I think I'll be able to do this!

Alright, sir, here we go! And playing...

(recording)
Spank it, baby, spank it! We are not working out!
There are no stairmasters or treadmills in here
There are no dumbells in here, just my balls!
(recording stops)

Okay, sir, what was that? Sex, or weight lifting?

That was definitely two people having sex

No, they were doing leg squats

You're kidding me! They were not having sex?

No, sir, you are way off base

I don't believe it!

Alright, I'll play it back for you again, sir, and if you get it right
this time, you will be the only one who did... Okay, so... play!

(same recording)

Okay, here's your second chance, what do you think?

Those people were definitely having sex!

No, wrong again, sir... Thanks for playing the game!

You're kidding me! They... they... they...

Alright, sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it

They were having sex!

Alright, that's in your head... bye bye... Well, we learned a lot
about men today, let's move on to women! How are you?

Okay...

My name's Barry Lanken!

Hi!

Hi, what's your name?

Uh, Jessica Sanders

Okay, Jessica, what I'm going to do right now is record something,
not play, but record...

Oh, okay!

I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now and I'm gonna
record something and then I'm going to play it back to you
and you're going to have to tell me if these two people are
having sex, or working out in a gym

Okay

Okay, close your eyes, I'm hitting record now (click), pay no
attention to what's going on...

Hehe... you're unzipping my pants!

Yeah, that's right, just relax, keep your eyes closed, I'm
recording something!

Oh, that feels good...

Mmhmm... yeah, it feels good here, too... Alright... Okay, I'm
going to slow down or I'm in trouble, eh, too late, I'm gonna
blow it

Shoot it all over me!

Alright... okay, let me hit stop... and let me rewind that...
Alright, now I'm going to play it back for you... Are these
people having sex, or are they in a weight room? Here we go

(plays back same scene)

Now what do you think?

...That was you having sex with me...

That's right, thanks for stopping by! Okay! Well, until next
time, this is Barry Lanken sayin, all the world is slack!

(lol, just so you know, this took me a long time... this is a
7 minute skit, so yeah... enjoy!)


additional engineer: David Tobocman
assistant editor: Craig Hurley
editor: Ted Lobinger
mixer: Brooks Arthur; Gabe Veltri
opgenomen door: Gabe Veltri
Producent: Brooks Arthur; Adam Sandler
Taal: Engels
Sfeer: Freewheeling; Raucous; Wry; Witty; Irreverent; Outrageous
Thema: Guys Night Out; Playful; Mischievous; The Creative Side
Stijl: Comedy; Sketch Comedy; Song Parody; Music Comedy