I am what I am

I am what I am
I am my own special creation
I started at school with mutual masturbation
I gave up rugby and I joined the choir, started rowing
My parents said it?s just a phase trough wich I?m going
I found a boyfriend called Juan and started saying
I am what I am.

I am what I am
I like Will & Grace, I like Friends and Frasier
I?m also a fan of Boyzone and Bros, Blue and Duresia.
And so what if all my clothes inculture Topshop?
And so what if I go out clubbing in a cropped top?
With a fabulous tan, I keep on saying
I am what I am

I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I shag who I like ? a disproportionate number of whom are called Ian, or they?re Lance?s or Bruce?s
And so what if I don?t find sinus sex degrading?
So what if I get around bij roler blading?
So what if I choose to drink a margherita?
So what if I know the lyrics to Evita?
I don?t give a damn and so I shout out

I am what I am