Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass

They told me I was lucky
To have my chance with you
Now last years summer romance
Is this years winter blues

I treated you so nicely
To Jewelry and champagne
But you left me empty handed
Yeah, you left me feelin' plain

But now
I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did, this holiday?

When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
I hope that you sing along
and it goes
"Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass"

You say I'm losing my mind
I thought that for a while
I teared down decorations
They remind me of your smile

I hate that mistletoe
It makes me think of our first kiss
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then taught me how to quit

But now
I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did, this holiday?

When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
I hope that you sing along
and it goes
"Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass"

Some say you're calling
You're up, telephone me
No fuck you, girl, I'm going out
I gave you my all, but I love you all now
I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
We'll drink 'till the bars shut down

Ain't that just what Crhistmas is all about?

But now
I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did, this holiday?
(so trashy)

When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
I hope that you sing along
and it goes
"Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass!"