Right Field

Russel:
Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby!
We're behind you out here in right field! One down!
Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!

(Whispering to Himself)
Please God, don't help him hit it to me.
Anywhere but to right field. Please God, I beg you.

(Shouting)
Come on now! No batter! No batter! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!

(Whispering to Himself)
Oh please, don't let him hit it to me. My God, not to me.

(Shouting)
Steam it baby! Steam it!

(Whispering to Himself)
Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no.

(Sound of Ball Getting Hit)

(Shouting)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Whispering to Himself)
Oh good! It's not to me.

(Shouting)
Good catch, Steven! Nice glove!
You da man! Two away now! Lookin' good!
We're all looking good out here! Come on Robert!
This big lump of crap can't hit!

(Whispering to Himself)
Oh God, he's a leftie! A big leftie!
Total power to hit it. He's gonna pile it right to me and
there's nothing I can do to stop him.

(Shouting)
"Pitch 'em the funny one, Robert! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!"

(Whispering to Himself)
Oh he is a natural athlete and I am so worthless.
Please God, take his life. Make him die.

(Shouting)
No batter! No batter!

(Sound of Ball Getting Hit)

(Whispering to Himself)
Oh God. This is not happening.
No, don't do this to me. Please. Make it stop.

(Sound of Ball Hitting Russel)

(Shouting)
OWWWW! My elbow!

Man:
Throw it to second! Pick it up already!

Russel:
Take it! Just take the ball!

Man:
Nice throw, you pansy!

(Whispering to Himself)
Ok, get under control.
Easy now, easy. Say something to the team.

(Shouting)
Good hussle everybody! Yeah! Nice work! Play's at third!

(Whispering to Himself)
That wasn't funny, Lord. I've been so good and for what!?

(Shouting)
Come on, Robert! Settle down! Just throw straight!
You get it across the plate! We'll take care of the rest!

(Whispering to Himself)
Oh no, another lefty.

(Sound of Ball being Hit)

(Shouting)
NOO! Why me again!?

(Ball Hits Russel)

(Shouting)
OWWWW! My neck!

(Sounds of Whining and Panting)

Russel:
I can't breath. I can't breath.

Man:
Pick it up and throw it, you moron!

Russel:
Here..come on, here.. Take the ball! Take it!

Sound of Russel kicking the ball)

Man:
Way to kick it in, Pele!

(Shouting)
Oh hahaha. Pele! Good one! Hehehe..
Ok! Come on! Suck it up guys! We'll get those runs back!
This is where we dig down!
We just need one more out!

(Whispering to Himself)
Oh look! A rightie! Oh Lord, thank you.
Thank you so much. I owe you.

(Shouting)
This loser can't hit! No batter!
Come on, this is where we take them out!

(Whispering to Himself)
Uh oh, what's happening? Where's the rightie going? What?
Who's this guy? He's a leftie and he's pinch hitting. No! No!

(Shouting)
Why's he pointing at me!?

(Sound of the ball being hit)

(Shouting)
Oh my Lord! What have I done to deserve this?!

Man:
I got it! I got it!

(Sound of tow people slamming into each other)

Man:
Whoa! Sorry about that, Russel. Are you ok?

(Shouting)
Hell Yeah! We're up now! It's our turn to kick a little ass!

Man:
All right, Russel. I think you're up first.

(Shouting)
NOOOOO!


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